Jar of harden the f**k up – Funny Scented Candle Gift | Christmas Warmth
For the friend who cried at that Super Bowl ad.
For the colleague who needs a mental health day after a slightly awkward Zoom call.
For the adult who still can't handle their own taxes.
This is a Jar of Harden The F**k Up — a cedarwood & christmas warmth scented soy candle in an amber glass jar, with a label listing all the modern-day crimes against resilience we're no longer tolerating. Gluten intolerance you diagnosed yourself. Needing a therapy dog for a plane ride. Your Peloton. We see you.
Light it for the soft person in your life who needs toughening up. Or gift it with a knowing smile and a firm pat on the back.
Hand-poured from 100% natural soy wax with a cotton wick. No parabens, phthalates, or excuses.
Made in the USA. Meets ASTM safety standards. Jar is reusable — stick a plant in it. It'll probably outlive your last hobby.
Eco-friendly and non-toxic
This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
Reusable glass vessel
This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor
Christmas Warmth
Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
Cinnamon Vanilla
Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
Peppered Passionfruit
Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
Unscented
Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
White Sage + Lavender
Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base
Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets..
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