Jar of shut the f**k up – Funny Scented Candle Gift | White Sage & Lavender
We all know someone who needs this. You're probably thinking of them right now.
This is a Jar of Shut The F**k Up — a white sage & lavender scented soy candle in an amber glass jar, with a label of all the things some people desperately need to stop talking about. Their diet. Their kid's sleep schedule. How expensive everything is (we know). Their ex. CrossFit.
Light it. Breathe. And please, for the love of god, give everyone a minute of peace.
Works equally well as a subtle hint, a passive-aggressive gift, or a not-so-subtle cry for help.
Hand-poured from 100% natural soy wax with a cotton wick. No parabens, phthalates, or unsolicited opinions.
Made in the USA. Meets ASTM safety standards. Reusable jar once the candle's gone — perfect for storing all the words someone should've swallowed.
Eco-friendly and non-toxic
This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
Reusable glass vessel
This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor
Christmas Warmth
Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
Cinnamon Vanilla
Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
Peppered Passionfruit
Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
Unscented
Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
White Sage + Lavender
Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base
Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets..
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